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Sep 2

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

Sep 2

marinashutup:

michael cera for best actor

(Source: ashleybensons)

Sep 2

deerpong:

catswithbenefits:

why is 6 afraid of 7

7 has 6’s nudes

Sep 2
stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

Sep 2
codeinewarrior:

this cat is so weird

codeinewarrior:

this cat is so weird

Sep 2

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

gwheeler:

My kind of comedy

Funny story about Bill Nye: so a friend of mine back in Ottawa was at the Science and Tech Museum, and she didn’t know it, but apparently Bill Nye was guest appearing there that day. So she is waiting for the elevator and this guy walks up beside her to wait for it, too. She turns and looks at him and immediately recognizes him. Completely forgetting that she’s a grown adult, she points at him and exclaims, “BILL NYE!” He glances at her and gives her this really fucking weird look, and she thinks, Oh fuck, I completely just embarrassed myself in front of Bill Nye and now he probably thinks I’m some creepy stalker or something. So the elevator doors open and he walks in, and she’s just too stunned and mortified to get in behind him; she just stands there, staring. He’s in the elevator, alone, with his back to her.

Just as the doors are closing, he whips around, points at her, and shouts, “SCIENCE!” and then the doors close. 

Sep 2

erica-alexxis:

Quite possibly the best couple in history.

(Source: fyeahmovieclub)

Sep 2

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Sep 2

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Sep 2

dangruchy:

if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day

(Source: barenakedladies)